But that’s an eternity when you consider that it’s illegal to smooch for more than one second if you’re in Halethorpe, Md. Many laws simply invite the question of "how are they going to pull that one off? An old Florida statute states that two people cannot commit "unusual acts" together, but there’s no specification as to what that means!
— An old law in California made it illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other during foreplay. You know, some things you just never think about doing.
— You can’t marry the same man three times in some Kentucky townships.Sex toys are banned in some states, such as Alabama. But rather than go into a diatribe on the need for the government to stay out of our private sexual affairs, I think a good laugh is in order.Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia. Who knew that you could land yourself in jail for any of the following? Don’t Get Caught Kissing When it comes to puckering up, you may need to keep a time check.journalist Nancy Jo Sales, who recently argued, in her feature “Tinder and the ‘Dating Apocalypse,’” that dating apps are causing changes in human mating rituals of a magnitude comparable to those that occurred after the establishment of marriage.“As the polar ice caps melt and the earth churns through the Sixth Extinction, another unprecedented phenomenon is taking place, in the realm of sex,” Sales writes.